Government warn of piano lessons shortage

A piano lesson crisis is causing panic throughout the country. People are bulk buying piano lessons all over the country as fear of a shortage spreads. David Cameron issued a statement from Downing Street earlier today; “I am not saying people should panic, but if you have the chance, then it is definitely wise to buy some extra piano lessons”. So I strongly advise that you buy some piano lessons now to prepare for the future, because for all we know, this time next week there could be no piano lessons left at all…..


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6 Responses to “Government warn of piano lessons shortage”

  1. Sophia March 31, 2012 at 6:00 pm #

    Aaaaaagghhhh PANIC! must find piano lessons! MUST PLAY THE PIANO! Paddy HELP ME!

  2. holly March 31, 2012 at 8:10 pm #

    just a fabulous piano teacher

  3. James Battley March 31, 2012 at 9:42 pm #

    Is it safe to store piano lessons? I’ve heard they can explode?

    • Dan Tsu April 1, 2012 at 12:05 pm #

      James, I’m afraid you’ve got it confused. Its Paddy’s firecracker fingers and dynamite talent that are explosive. Not the storage.

      Nice one Paddy! Keep up the amazing work.

  4. Bertie Morse April 2, 2012 at 7:00 am #

    This is terrible news.Piano lessons are the way forward.
    Must book some now before its to late!

  5. Gemma April 3, 2012 at 1:33 pm #

    I’ve found loads of really good piano lessons in the Putney area…go get them people!!

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