Paddy Piano Teacher

Government warn of piano lessons shortage

A piano lesson crisis is causing panic throughout the country. People are bulk buying piano lessons all over the country as fear of a shortage spreads. David Cameron issued a statement from Downing Street earlier today; “I am not saying people should panic, but if you have the chance, then it is definitely wise to buy some extra piano lessons”. So I strongly advise that you buy some piano lessons now to prepare for the future, because for all we know, this time next week there could be no piano lessons left at all…..